Yup, how dare those dang librals truck in things like “facts” and “actual things that happen” rather than opinion and MSU (Making Shit Up). The nerve! As we like to say around here, you’re entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts. This boozy  wonder is in honor of all those who try to promote actual news rather than free-floating random bullshit. Because facts and logic are – or should be – sacred, and because we’ve got a lot of work ahead of us.