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Or rather, we. WE need a hero. Ukraine has one - many in fact, from President Zelensky to farmers making off with tanks to babysi serving poisoned peryzhky to the hated москалі. They're just pretty much one big hero nation over there.


Meanwhle, here in the U.S., we have ooh, more sanctions! And stern language! And warnings of "consequences"! And pontificating on the horrors of Bucha and Mariupol and Irpin and Chernihiv and on and on, while not actually doing anything about it.


Grow a spine, already. We are an embarrassment.

I Need a Hero Strawberry Negroni