Here at the CU, we like to go on occasional trips to bring the gospel of boozy jams to the little people, aka everyone but us. Recently that brought us to a dude ranch in the far reaches of transcendently beautiful northeastern Washington. Now, with the good folks at the ranch, we may have had slightly different political leanings. They may have given us horses to ride named Lefty and Blue. We may have shared that we make jams called Peachy Impeachment. But in the end, one thing we could all agree on was that sometimes, you just have to Shut That Shit Down.
Shut what down, exactly? Anything and everyone that needs it. Creepers, toxic friends, time-wasting bullshit, bad guests, procrastinating, stupid comments, people on the left who think Bernie should run again, and so on. Yeah, no. Sometimes you just have to say “enough” and shut that shit down, immediately. No exceptions.
This fiery red jelly will remind you to do just that, with a tangy, sweet, and spicy kick to the….taste buds. Trust us, once you adopt STSD as your motto, you’ll be as badass as us here at the CU. Well, almost.
Shut That Shit Down
A 6 oz. jar of badassedly crafted jelly, with cranberries, orange juice, sugar, rice vinegar, jalapenos, sriracha, pectin.