Yes, this is the former Shut That Shit Down, because sometimes, that's what we all have to do. Shut what down, exactly? Anything and everyone that needs it. Creepers, toxic people, time-wasting bullshit, procrastinating, inane celebrity dealings, news other than the carnage happening in Ukraine, and so on. Yeah, no. Sometimes you just have to say “enough” and shut that shit down, immediately. No exceptions.

 

We've reworked the name slightly to offer an understated subliminal message to the current administration along the lines of HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING, OR RATHER NOT DOING??? See, subliminal. But FFS, when EVERY general and former ambassador and head of state and military person out there is all "uhh yeah so we need to immediately give Ukraine every form of weaponry possible" and we're all "yeah so we're going to talk with forceful words and weigh which sanctions we'll levy against a couple more people," well, we lose our patience, which we weren't all that long on to begin with.

 

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. HELP UKRAINE. HELP THEM SHOOT ALL THAT SHIT DOWN, NOW. My god, we are weary.

Shoot That Shit Down

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