So we admit, we have a bit of a girl crush on Hillary, ever since 2008 when we really wanted her to get the nomination (sorry O-Man, we love you too though!). Nowadays, we picture ourselves on a fromantic weekend with Hill in, say, Costa Rica, lounging by the pool with pina coladas and then hanging out at night in our jammies giggling and having cookies and wine and discussing the need for punitive measures against Russia for invading Ukraine. So sue us, a girl can dream. This jam uses exquisite and rare Meyer lemons and the finest champagne, with just the slight tang of bitterness we all feel because this brilliant woman was robbed of her rightful place in history. Fist bump to you, Hillary! We’ll always think about what might have (and should have) been.
Nasty Woman Extraordinaire Champagne Nectar
What is nectar, really, but food of the gods? Perfectly appropriate here, for this delectable jam in a 4oz jar, made with freshly-picked Meyer lemons, sugar, and 1%-er worthy champagne. Sweet, tart, heavenly!