‘Murica, how we love you! Except when a minority of you is responsible for electing a man-child who makes tinpot dictators look good. And then you don’t understand that yes, he wants to take away that health insurance you love so much. Or don’t care that he wants to destroy the environment. Or ignore the fact that he’s in bed with Russia.  Or look away when he mocks the disabled, women, Muslims, blacks, etc. You know, ‘Murica, never mind. We’ll just be over here eating our comforting boozy apple preserves, shaking our heads.

'Murican as (Brandied) Apple Pie

  • A variety of local apples, white sugar, brown sugar, spices, pectin, lemon juice, and Dr. McGillicuddy's Apple Pie Liqueur, in a 6 oz. jar.