Ah, there's nothing like the chant of "Lock him up! Lock him up!" to start the day off right. We can only hope that we won't have to worry about the Dotard running for office again in 4 years - because he'll be in prison orange. And as the Wicked Witch said in the Wizard of Oz: "And your grifter family too!"


We believe this is called "frontier justice" around these here parts, or something like that. What exactly do they do with traitors these days?


The particular boozy jam boasts a unique blend of reponsibly-sourced spices from the good people at Burlap & Barrel, who find unique and twee spices grown by individual farmers in far-off lands. It's an old-timey and painstaking way to do business, and we of course are all for it.

Lock Him Up Loganberry

  • Made with handpicked Oregon loganberries, sugar, creme de violette, spices, lemon juice, in a 6 oz. jar.