Somehow we’ve all wound up living here in CrazyTown, and the idiot-in-chief is our mayor, sad to say. Or rather, SAD! When all evidence points to a journalist being murdered by the Saudis in their consulate and the only response is “It doesn’t look like he’s around” and “It would be a sad thing”? Crazy. When hurricanes are destroying major swathes of the country and the Yam is calling it a tornado and meeting with imbeciles like Kanye in the WH? Crazy. When women who have dealt with sexual assault are mocked and belittled to a cheering crowd at yet another rally? Well… know. 


We’re running out of words for this level of insanity, and downright horror in the case of Jamal Khashoggi. Channeling our rage brings us this salsa, a bespoke version of the typical tomato type, instead featuring strawberries and booze in the form of pomegranate liqueur.


Our newest motto: if we’re all going down with the ship, we might as well be likkered up.

(Living Here In) CrazyTown

  • Made with strawberries, vinegar, onion, red pepper, green pepper, cilantro, garlic, lime juice, cumin, jalapenos, sugar, pomegranate liqueur, and salt, in a 6oz jar.