We have a saying ‘round here at the Canning Underground, when someone tells us something can’t or shouldn’t be done: fuck it. We’re doing it anyway. Miss Tasha, do you really think it’s a great idea to go for a 100-mile ride in the high desert where there are no water stops? Fuck it. Do you really want to alienate your potential future republican-leaning clients by selling jams unabashedly called things like Drumpfster Fire? Fuck it. History was not made without people making bold yet often stupid moves. Which brings us to our other life motto: doing the stupid things, so you don’t have to. But that’s a story for another day. #becausefuckit

#FuckIt Figgy Jubilee

  • A jam with locally-grown figs, delicious organic Hood and Tillamook strawberries, sugar, lemon, and brandy, in a 6 oz. jar.