Who hasn’t been there? It’s late at night, you’ve been on the road all day, and the 23-hour drive through Nebrahoma is taxing your soul. You know things are bad when the only roadside attractions to be found are the World’s Largest Tumbleweed and the Rocky Mountain Oyster Palace. We love RAs as much as the next person, but…..yeah.
You pull into the sketchy-looking motel, get a room, and marvel at the wood-paneling and shag rug. If ever it were time for a drink….but the nearest town is 58 miles away, and everything shut down at 6PM anyway. What’s a weary traveler to do? Well, luckily you’ve been traveling with your Emergency Bloody Mary Kit, which has absolutely everything you need for the perfect libation, from Bloody Mary Pickles to Pickled Onions to Be Best Bloody Mary Mix to vodka itself. Suddenly, the night is looking much brighter. Oops, the lone light bulb in your room just went out. Oh well. Cheers!
Emergency Bloody Mary Kit
This box contains: a 16oz jar of BeBest Bloody Mary Mix, an 8oz jar of Bloody Mary Pickles, a 6oz jar of Pickled Pearl Onions, a 6oz jar of Slim Gin Pickins, a 4oz jar of Umami Powder, and a 50ml bottle of Finlandia vodka.