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We have insufficient words for the rage we (as 2nd generation Americans) feel at the attempt to annihilate our Ukrainian homeland. And so we make jam. And sell it,  to send money directly to an old friend in Kyiv who has gone from being a lawyer and member of Parliament (normal) to joining the 126th Battalion that's preparing Kyiv for a siege (what the fuck). They're buying battle-related items like thermal vision devices and radios as well as a stockpile of food and water for the two million citizens still in Kyiv so that they're not left starving like the poor people in Mariupol.


In return, you'll get six jams for the price of five. A surprise combo, anything from Peachy Impeachment to Good Trouble Gherkins to the as-yet unreleased Release the Kraken Cranberries. Mailed orders will be sent without the pretty box, because of course the red boxes are just slightly too big to fit into the priority USPS box.


Other than the shipping cost, every cent will go to the battlefront. Ukraine thanks the world for their support. Героям Слава!

Слава Україні!

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